And, she leases her vagina to any douchebag who owns Hamptons property.
But wait! Isn’t she living with that investment banker douchebag in Penthouse C (see ad below).
These douchebag laser-targeted realty ads used to be all over the City and the Sunday New York Times Real Estate section. Now, they’re making a comeback.
FYI: 1 MiMA Tower is on west 42nd Street, affording one a wonderful view of the Port Authority Bus Terminal. MiMA stands for “Middle of Manhattan.” Penthouse rentals range from $10,000 to $25,000 a month.
- Beloved actor Gene Wilder, who starred in classics like "Willy Wonka" and "Blazing Saddles," has died at 83.
- California lawmakers have passed a bill that would require prison time for those convicted of sexually assaulting an unconscious victim.
- Apple will unveil the newest iPhones on September 7. Expect a new dual-camera system and NO headphone jack 📱