And, she leases her vagina to any douchebag who owns Hamptons property.
But wait! Isn’t she living with that investment banker douchebag in Penthouse C (see ad below).
These douchebag laser-targeted realty ads used to be all over the City and the Sunday New York Times Real Estate section. Now, they’re making a comeback.
FYI: 1 MiMA Tower is on west 42nd Street, affording one a wonderful view of the Port Authority Bus Terminal. MiMA stands for “Middle of Manhattan.” Penthouse rentals range from $10,000 to $25,000 a month.
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