According to a majority of the theologians at Yahoo! Answers, there is, in fact, no sex in heaven. Huh. Not even, missionary position?
But: If I’m down here and I’ve done it with a condom with a non-wife in my life, aren’t I automatically going to Hell anyway? I’ve also rounded off the “side-growths” of my hair, worn cotton-poly blends, and divorced (once).
This campaign is full of Fail. Shut-up, MTV.
Ad agency: Loducca, São Paulo, Brazil.
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