More Totally "Unnecessary" Quotation Marks
Confusing signs, EVERYWHERE.
They used to have lobster, and hope to serve it again, someday.
So this plant is a man, apparently.
At least CLEANERS isn't in quotes.
So, this A/C-less laundromat is at least open 7 days a week?
Yeah, it's temporary like death.
Give the gate a jiggle, it'll open right up.
Most importantly, your "ass," otherwise you'll be sucked down to Hell through this portal.
So, drink the water, and then die.
Sometimes, the machines "buy." Why only 19 exclamation points? Why not 20?
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