Sorry for blurriness, but it’s the only copy I could find (snapped by reader Lloyd in a Toronto men’s room).
Here’s the copy:
With their slingshot-like acceleration and speed-sensitive rear spoilers, it’s a given your commute time will get a very tight shave (hardy har har). Unfortunately, figuring out who gets to ride shotgun might not be that easy. Visit us at facebook…etc.
These are only running in Canada, apparently.
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