"Million Moms" Knickers Knotted Over Naked Hunk Ad
The fundamentalist Christian busybodies are upset over a Kraft ad featuring a naked waxed picnicking stud.
What do you think, is he erect?
Here's the Moms' hot and bothered press release, which, I assume, is 0% satire:
Last week's issue of People Magazine had the most disgusting ad on the inside front cover that we have ever seen Kraft produce. A full 2-page ad features a n*ked man lying on a picnic blanket with only a small portion of the blanket barely covering his g*nitals. It is easy to see what the ad is really selling. A person has to look closely to see the item the company is marketing because the salad dressing bottle is so small next to the male model, picnic basket and other food items. There is also a small Kraft logo in the upper corners with the words "Silverware Optional - Let's Get Zesty." The website getmezesty.com is listed in the bottom corner.
Kraft has gone too far and will push away loyal, conservative customers with this new ad campaign. Christians will not be able to buy Kraft dressings or any of their products until they clean up their advertising. The consumers they are attempting to attract - women and mothers - are the very ones they are driving away. Who will want Kraft products in their fridge or pantry if this vulgarity is what they represent?
One Million Moms cannot get over the gall of this company. It is unnecessary for Kraft to use s*x to sell salad dressing! (An asterisk is used to ensure our emails get through to those who have signed up to receive our alerts. Otherwise, referencing specific words would cause our emails to be blocked by some Internet filters.)
What say you, women and mothers? Are you "driven away" by this blatant attempt to appeal to your s*x org*ns?
PREVIOUS MILLION MOMS PANTY BUNCHINGS:
• K-Mart's Ship My Pants commercial.
• a GEICO "bestiality" commercial.
• and, a Skittles "bestiality" commercial.