“Native Advertising” is the annoying buzz-phrase of 2013 (even around here).
Now, an ad agency in Kentucky, Cornett Integrated Marketing Solutions, is semi-seriously (emphasis on “semi”) offering businesses a very natural (though, one could wear a fake beard, I’m sure) native advertising opportunity.
Cornett told me via email that A&W (for their Mini Polar Swirls treat) is already employing the method.
Now back to you, Epic Beard Man (or Woman, I guess).
Cornett says they will pay you FIVE DOLLARS ad day to wear a mini-billboard on your chin.
Shit, I — copyranter — will pay you SIX DOLLARS a day to wear a BuzzFeed logo in your beard.
Anyway, here’s the Beardvertising website if you have an epic beard and want to make an extra fin a day.
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