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    May 23, 2013

    More Great And Terrible Local Ads

    Highlight — the horrible Amy's Baking Company gets trolled by a next-door business.

    1. Brilliant. You've probably heard of the nightmare called Amy's Baking Company in Arizona. Well, Mr. Scrib's, next door, came up with a quicky winning slogan. Note the security detail.

    Via i.imgur.com

    Grade: A+

    2. Las Vegas Lawyers. 100% class.

    Via imgur.com

    Grade: D

    3. Via Atlanta. Always Be Branding — even on your matchbook covers. Nice.

    Via i.imgur.com

    Grade: B+

    4. A jeweler in Astoria, Oregon. Sometimes, wordplay is smart. Sometimes, it isn't.

    Via mynwx.tumblr.com

    Grade: C-

    5. Car dealer in Memphis. You know what, you horse's ass, you probably got rich enough to afford front row season tickets by ripping people off.

    Via instagram.com

    Grade: D-

    6. Via Whittier, CA. Versions of the old "we're #1 at #2" line have been used by thousands of plumber and shit pumper businesses across this great planet of ours. Still, it always makes an impression.

    Grade: B-

    7. Via Houston, TX. OK, a decent creative attempt, bravo.

    Via facebook.com

    Grade: B

    8. Via Texas. Well, on one hand, it's a nice sentiment. On the other, I don't think I'd want a Taco joint using my death to increase business.

    Via imgur.com

    Grade: C-

    9. A kebab place in Australia. The customer wins.

    Via reddit.com

    Grade: A

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