1. Brilliant. You've probably heard of the nightmare called Amy's Baking Company in Arizona. Well, Mr. Scrib's, next door, came up with a quicky winning slogan. Note the security detail.
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Grade: A+
2. Las Vegas Lawyers. 100% class.
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Grade: D
3. Via Atlanta. Always Be Branding — even on your matchbook covers. Nice.
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Grade: B+
4. A jeweler in Astoria, Oregon. Sometimes, wordplay is smart. Sometimes, it isn't.
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Grade: C-
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5. Car dealer in Memphis. You know what, you horse's ass, you probably got rich enough to afford front row season tickets by ripping people off.
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Grade: D-
6. Via Whittier, CA. Versions of the old "we're #1 at #2" line have been used by thousands of plumber and shit pumper businesses across this great planet of ours. Still, it always makes an impression.
Grade: B-
7. Via Houston, TX. OK, a decent creative attempt, bravo.
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Grade: B
8. Via Texas. Well, on one hand, it's a nice sentiment. On the other, I don't think I'd want a Taco joint using my death to increase business.
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Grade: C-
9. A kebab place in Australia. The customer wins.
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Grade: A
