If Rappers Were Copywriters (NSFW Language)

Accounts would be changing hands faster than rounds from a Nine (yo). The client rewrites are perfect.

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Copy by New York freelance copywriter Simon Goetz.

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Correction to #2: It’s “Dawg” not “Dog”
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