Old people, just die already, amiright? Then, we young Bohemians can strut into the Retro Boutique in Buenos Aires and scoop up your discarded duds, wash the disgusting old smell out of them, and then wear them, ironically, to the next Japanther show (*sarcasm*).
Ad agency: Ogilvy & Mather Argentina.
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