What was your score? Mine was One (I would totally read The Winning of the War in Europe and the Pacific), proving what I already knew—that I’m a fucking Troglodyte in modern clothing.
- The Women's March on Washington was one of the largest protests in the city's history.
- Trump's spokesman held a press conference to blame grass coverings for "minimizing" the crowd at the inauguration 🤔
- Members of the national security community reacted with shock after Trump attacked his critics while giving a speech at CIA headquarters.
- "SNL" featured a shirtless Vladimir Putin celebrating America's newest President.