Hey Tom afraid to use his name (let’s go with…

Hey Tom afraid to use his name (let’s go with “Dork”): The agency had, at least, weeks to write these. If “The Onion” wants to hire me freelance for a week, I’ll write 50 ads funnier than all of them. And funnier than anything you could come up with.

 
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