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Guess What These Talking Urinal Cakes Say?

"Hey dickhead..." is a good guess, but incorrect. This is Michigan's plan to reduce drunk driving this 4th of July.

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How very passive-aggressive.

Michigan's Office of Highway Safety Planning is distributing four hundred of the cakes (which are costing the state $21 a pop) to 200 eateries prior to July Fourth.

This is what the cakes say when you piss on them:

"Listen up. That's right, I'm talking to you. Had a few drinks? Maybe a few too many? Then do yourself and everyone else a favor: Call a sober friend or a cab. Oh, and don't forget to wash your hands."

That's waaay too long and involved for a shitfaced man to take in.

Now, if you put these awesome urinal guitars in the bars...

The company that makes these cakes, Wizmark (of course that's their name), bills itself as the "only company in the world to produce interactive urinal cakes."

Via the Detroit News.

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