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Via your local ramen shop...
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How bout NO? Please read this for guidance.
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FEWER Possibilities. Oh wait, that's a design fail, never mind.
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Very relxed proofreader.
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Apostrophes — still important.
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Nothing tastes better than stupid feels.
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Translations are also quite important.
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Phrasing NYPD, PHRASING.