1. That's not how you shotgun a beer, cat (full video).
2. Oh you wanna playfight? THIS IS HOW I PLAYFIGHT.
3. mimicking a tape measure with his/her tongue.
4. Mimic cat #2.
5. OBVIOUS WINNER: Give me my goddamn daughter back.
6. BONUS: cutest cat GIF of the week. Momma will stop those nightmares.
