2. Oh you wanna playfight? THIS IS HOW I PLAYFIGHT.
3. mimicking a tape measure with his/her tongue.
4. Mimic cat #2.
5. OBVIOUS WINNER: Give me my goddamn daughter back.
6. BONUS: cutest cat GIF of the week. Momma will stop those nightmares.
- President Donald Trump has commented on yesterday's massive Women's Marches asking, "why didn't these people vote?"
- Kellyanne Conway says White House press sec. Sean Spicer didn't lie about crowd size at Trump's inauguration. He gave "alternative facts."
- Members of the national security community reacted with shock after Trump attacked his critics while giving a speech at CIA headquarters.
- "SNL" featured a shirtless Vladimir Putin celebrating America's newest President.