1. You...could always unground him?
2. Overheard in Manhattan.
3. Overheard in The Hamptons.
4. Meanwhile in Afghanistan, girls are killed on their way to school.
5. Poor, poor high school redditor.
6. Yeah, it sucks that you wasted time while wasting time.
7. I can't even imagine the anguish.
8. Tech and Thumbs — if only our thumbs were as long as our pointer fingers.
9. The Horror.
The previous BuzzFeed edition of First World Tech Problems dealt with Smartphones, Facebook, and Siri.