Facebook Is Illicitly Using Retired Hockey Great Bobby Clarke To Sell Me Something

Get your lawyer involved, Bobby. Slash that bitch Zuckerberg's ankles.

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Some creepy-accurate targeting by the facebook bot. I have two sizable scars on my face from hockey pucks/sticks. Luckily, my teeth are still intact.

Big mistake though: I hate the Flyers, and hated Clarke growing up. They should have used one of the below photos.