1. Unless it’s sex stories. Please share those.
2. Wait, does he have a date with twins? HOTT.
3. Well, yeah, don’t caress his ear hairs.
4. ONLY BORING WOMEN ARE EVER BORED.
5. Hey pal, tell your drunk as a skunk date to stop scratching my head.
6. Men don’t have “tears,” we call them eye sweat.
7. Pro tip, ladies: talk about sports, guns, and blowjobs.
8. Only carry gold monogrammed handkerchiefs — problem solved.
9. “Be ready to go when your date arrives” — LOL, never, amirite, gents?
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