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    Posted on Jul 2, 2013

    Creepy, Funny Old-Timey Personal Ads

    People were still creeps 100 years ago, but they were much more literate. Both Sugar Daddies and Sugar Mommas were wooed.

    1. French scumbag seeks Sugar Momma close to death.

    2. From 1892. Small scale bookkeeping. Teutonic Tits.

    3. Well J.A.R., you sarcastic, indifferent asswipe, your move. I hope he didn't show.

    4. From a 1922 Denver Post. She certainly had a way with words.

    5. Alonzo no likey millionaire beauties. Like, I'm sure they were beating down his door. "orphan preferred" — nothing creepy there.

    6. The great Rev. El-LOON's all CAPS ending scares the CRAP out of me.

    7. Flappers, save your stamps for flappering.

    8. I smell old newsprint and a SCAM.

    9. Can your glance electrify his "souL"? This guy's romantic spiel is dime store malarkey.

    10. I suspect a Zombie.

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