Cookie Bear Is The Creepiest Spokesbear Ever

I thought Snuggle was the Anti-Christ. I was so very wrong.

This 1975 spot for Salerno chocolate chip mini-cookies is via the Chicago area, according to the the Museum of Classic Chicago Television.

Yes. let's use a scary-ass animatronic bear voiced by what sounds like a psychopath to sell cookies to children. Salerno is out of business, by the way.

Cookie Bear would make a good side kick for Chuckie.