Brilliant Craigslist Ad From A College Kid

The student wants you to pay for the privilege of naming her Wal-Mart fish (pictured, watching fish porn).

Also pictured playing beer pong.
Because of my dad, I have a lot of experience with the life and times of tropical fish. I have no doubt that “she” is dead.
Still, I’ll offer up a few names:

• Spitz
• Sharky
• Mrs. Bubbles
• Kraken
• AquaWoman
• Black Mamba

If I was still an ad creative director, I would hire this kid.

Via craigslist.org

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