1. Hey, Brazilian boy with douchebag hair, GET YOUR HANDS OFF OUR LIBERTY.
2. Here, Honduras sticks tiny bunny ear fingers behind our magnificent Lady’s head to sell the optical zoom of a Samsung camera. Cram it, Honduras.
3. India tries to steal our Woman with awful Photoshop skills in an ad selling Komatsu wheel loaders. An F-16 would obliterate that thing in a flash.
4. Here, an Italian travel agency thinks our Lady gives a shit about Italian tourists. Get a green card, signore.
5. Copy: “The Metro we’d all like to have lives in Madrid.” While the NYC subway system does suck sweaty balls, How DARE you, Spain, make Lady Liberty crawl. Commies.
6. HA HA HA, Brazil. Aren’t you funny with your clever deodorant ad. That’s not B.O. you smell. It’s FREEDOM!
- Donald Trump on Sunday said that his comments about a problem in Sweden were not about an event, but about a Fox News report 🇸🇪🙃
- The CEO of Uber has ordered an "urgent investigation" into an engineer's claim that she repeatedly experienced workplace sexism.
- The US ambassador to Somalia gave the country's new president a "Make Somalia Great Again" hat in the color of Somalia's flag 🇸🇴
- One man scammed his way through New York Fashion week by dressing up as Sisqó — and people really believed him 😩