1. A lame shit joke?
2. Not bad. But not good, either.
4. A shrink joke! Thanks Henny Youngman!
5. I AM FOREWARNED.
6. In other words, how about some funnier words?
7. Okee dokee.
8. But particularly in April of 2012.
Hey, it’s hard to advertiser yourself, just ask any ad agency.
But these were obviously not written by Onion writers (at least, I hope not).
Ad agency: McKee Wallwork, Cleveland.
- At least 10 people, including the gunman, are dead after a shooting at a mall in Munich, Germany.
- Hillary Clinton has picked Virginia Sen. Tim Kaine as her running mate. He was considered a favorite for the ticket.
- Employees at a textile factory that made Trump shirts report dangerous, abusive conditions — harsh even for Honduras.