1. A lame shit joke?
2. Not bad. But not good, either.
4. A shrink joke! Thanks Henny Youngman!
5. I AM FOREWARNED.
6. In other words, how about some funnier words?
7. Okee dokee.
8. But particularly in April of 2012.
Hey, it’s hard to advertiser yourself, just ask any ad agency.
But these were obviously not written by Onion writers (at least, I hope not).
Ad agency: McKee Wallwork, Cleveland.
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