24 Shirts That Would Get Men Laid Today
This was the 1970s — you and your ironic t-shirts will cower in fear.
Admit it ladies: you can't take your eyes off those fucking feathers.
Even this doofy dork was bangin' em three at time. The key? 100% unnatural shirts.
All three of these Arrow shirt studs — yes, even Bob — got more poontang than you.
The only question left for you honey is: what position will we start in?
The eyepatch? It makes me a better fashion photographer. Dinner?
Just forgot this one, none of you wimps could handle it.
I can't even look at this guy — androgen overload.
The ladies won't leaf him alone.
In three seconds, she will be making like an arrow for his belt.
It was known in the 70s as "the Dacron® stare."
They just left an orgy, and now they're heading to...another orgy. Not a wrinkle in sight.
He's got a killer shirt and a BIG gun.
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