22 Longer Sex Condom Ads From Around The World

For all you Minute Men out there. Technically, safe for the work.

1. Olla Condoms with "climax delay"

Via Brazil.
This is the cutest climax delay ad ever.
Look at those patient Spermatozoa hanging in the testes, waiting for their man and his numbed knob to reach the eventual point of no return. There're chess-playing sperms, guitar-playing sperms, solitaire-playing sperms, sperms resting in hammocks, etc. It's a sperm sit-in!

2. Zensex condoms "con retardante"

Via Peru.
Same idea as above, but not nearly as good.
"Delayed Sperm" building an airplane model.

3. Durex Performa Condoms

Via Thailand.
If you're a football (soccer for you Americans) fan, you're familiar with the added time sign raised near the end of halftime and before fulltime. Well, Durex used this medium to promote their Performa condoms—which feature the painkiller Benzocaine which theoretically desensitizing your raging chubb.

4. Durex Performa Condoms

Via New Zealand.
Not at all degrading to women.
Personally, I use a photo of Pope Ratzi.

Two more ads from the campaign below.

5.

6.

7. LoveMachine Condoms

Give Longer. Take Longer.
Wonderfully degrading.
Via Germany.

8. Durex Performa Condoms

Via Spain.
Great billboard.

9. Durex Performa Condoms

Via Singapore.
Dude's dooky must be pretty damn sore.

10. Durex condoms "with delaying effect"

COMING EARLY?
Hilarious.
Via Turkey.

two more ads below.

11. The splooging water bottle is a nice touch.

12. Studies have proven that men who play air guitar are usually Two Pump Chumps.

13. Durex Performa Condoms

Via Belgium.
FINALLY, a gay version.
And of course it's set in a prison.
SMDH.

14. Hansaplast Long Pleasure Condoms

Via France.
Nice and simple idea.

15. Durex Performa Condoms

Via France.
Special Mayan apocalypse ad.

16. Durex Performa Condoms

Via the UK.
Nice and Simple.
Second ad below.

17. The rare occasion when a pun worked.

18. Durex Performa Condoms

Via the UK.
I only got work on fun condom ads at the School of Visual Arts.
In real life, I did ads for stuff like investment vehicles and urine analysis machines.

19. Durex Performa Condoms

Via the UK.
Rubber snail.
Ouch, my twisted penis.

20. Durex Performa Condoms

Via Italy.
Cannes Lion winner from 2004.
Add this ad to ads that would never run in the USA.

One more commercial from the campaign below.

21.

22. Sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx on the beach.

Hansaplast Long Pleasure Condoms.
Via France.
Funny, and definitely gets the benefit across clearly.