Ted: You look so…small.
Bill: You holding them the wrong way, Colonel Mustard.
Ted: Are your skivvies blue, too?
Bill: What skivvies?
Music: Bow Chicka Wow Wow…
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- Over two dozen people were injured after a truck crashed into a crowd at a Mardi Gras parade, New Orleans police said.
- President Trump said he will skip the White House correspondents' dinner. On Friday, he called the media "the enemy of the people."
- Moderate to severe coral bleaching continues to affect the Great Barrier Reef almost a year after the worst bleaching crisis in history.
- Here's the beef: Rapper Remy Ma dragged Nicki Minaj in a new diss track, and she fired back with a Beyoncé endorsement 😱