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    13 Worst Famous Man-Perms Ever

    Inspired by this wonderful Dangerous Minds post, we seek to make a definitive list. Ah, the 1970s.

    1. Donald Sutherland

    We've purposely excluded Justin Timberlake and several Country & Western stars from the list.

    2. Johnny Wadd Holmes, porn star

    3. Tom Fucking Hanks

    4. Weird Al Yankovic

    5. Michael Brady (actor Robert Reed)

    6. Phil Spector

    7. Michael Schmidt (Hall of Fame third baseman)

    8. Kevin Keegan, English footballer

    9. Oh Al, no Al.

    10. Dustin Hoffman

    11. George Harrison (and Ringo Starr)

    12. Even the epically great Freddie Mercury did it.

    13. NOOOOO, not David Bowie!

    14. The post author in the late 70s. No perms for me, EVER. And my Mom was a hairdresser.