Solarcaine 1969. The worst invention in the history of the world was tanning beds. I love tan/burn lines.
Solarcaine 1969. Guy, we’re making you black & white, because NOBODY wants to look at you.
Solarcaine 1972. Sunday Bloody Sunday. The ad’s color has faded a tad over time.
Solarcaine 1967. “Takes the pain out of pain nerves.” Huh?
Solarcaine 1966. Frankie gives Annette some relief.
Solarcaine 1974. Forgot the Solorcaine, Red Lobster, just drink a bottle of vodka.
Noxzema 1953. Murders? I think “kills” would have been sufficient.
Noxzema 1950s. “Beach tested by lifeguards” wearing captain’s hats.
Noxzema, year unknown. Slather it on, baby polar bear.
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