Moisturizers don’t slow death (or aging, probably).
Mission accomplished, women’s mag ads.
Luxury watch ads are the fucking worst.
And, the Patek Philippe ones are especially demoralizing.
Seriously Cadillac, S.T.F.U.
It’s the truth. Sorry.
Hear that, asshats who wear shades on the subway?
A toast—to scar tissue!
The state of mind of a serial killer must be bliss.
Just for using the phrase “sweat session,” that writer should be beaten.
And you’ll die alone. The end.
- In case you missed it: Trump and Clinton roasted each other at a charity dinner and it was awkward AF 😬
- Think before you trust Facebook: Hyperpartisan pages are posting false or misleading information up to 38% of the time 💻⁉️
- A Mexican judge has approved the extradition of drug cartel leader Joaquín "El Chapo" Guzmán to the United States.
- This guy casually sat in a flooding Starbucks during intense storms in Hong Kong and became the internet's newest hero.