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11 Stupid Valentine's Day Ads

Let's properly celebrate this wonderful holiday rooted in 2,000 year-old martyrdom — with lots of bad penis jokes.

1. Wurst

2. Fart By Mail

This does not appear to be a secret ad for Gas-X.

You can order one here (it costs $8.99).

Your fart is delivered in a pink envelope. You can either warn your lover with a printed message, or send it stealthily. When he/she opens the envelope, he/she is met with a "hilarious fart sound," and a "heinous odor."

3. Bud Light

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Speaking of farts...

4. Summer's Eve

5. Tampax (Italy)

6. Nakshatra diamond jewelry (India)

7. Dick Smith Electronics

8. Sexy Avenue Sex Shop

9. Swatch

10. Ann Summers Lingerie

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If you don't figure out the heavy-handed knee-slapper of a joke in this commercial within 20 seconds, you're an idiot.

11. McDonald's (France)