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11 Crazy Old Whiskey Ads That Are Clearly Drunk

These ads were created before the era of the drunken creative Mad Men. These ad men were just plain drunk.

1.

Via vintage-ads.livejournal.com

Hmm.

A whiskey named Kinsey, and a rumpus room shot?

Yeah, I'm not touching that one with anything long and hard.

2.

Via jonwilliamson.com

The clean taste that 8 year-olds go for.

3.

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"What's the outlook, beaver?"

4.

Via vintage-ads.livejournal.com

Summation of copy:

Some guy gave this snowman a whiskey and soda, and then he froze in place, so he can't drink it. "But you who are not a snowman are not in the fix I am in..."

5.

Via vintage-ads.livejournal.com

18th century pelican with red marker writing on his bill brings whiskey to golf clubhouse locker room.

6.

Via vintage-ads.livejournal.com

Swallows in wading boots fishing and singing.

7.

Via vintage-ads.livejournal.com

Drunk hen?

UPDATE: Drunk Turkey!

8.

Via jonwilliamson.com

"C'mere dark shadow gun man, have a drink with me."

9.

Via jonwilliamson.com

Thinks he's in his car being driven home.

I see a ditch in his immediate future.

10.

Via vintage-ads.livejournal.com

The only thing scarier than a clown is a shitfaced clown.

11.

Via Flickr: captainspaulding

"I CAN'T FEEL MY BODEEEEE!!!!!

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