1.
Hmm.
A whiskey named Kinsey, and a rumpus room shot?
Yeah, I'm not touching that one with anything long and hard.
2.
The clean taste that 8 year-olds go for.
3.
"What's the outlook, beaver?"
4.
Summation of copy:
Some guy gave this snowman a whiskey and soda, and then he froze in place, so he can't drink it. "But you who are not a snowman are not in the fix I am in..."
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5.
18th century pelican with red marker writing on his bill brings whiskey to golf clubhouse locker room.
6.
Swallows in wading boots fishing and singing.
7.
Drunk hen?
UPDATE: Drunk Turkey!
8.
"C'mere dark shadow gun man, have a drink with me."
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9.
Thinks he's in his car being driven home.
I see a ditch in his immediate future.
10.
The only thing scarier than a clown is a shitfaced clown.
11.
"I CAN'T FEEL MY BODEEEEE!!!!!
