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11 Crazy Old Whiskey Ads That Are Clearly Drunk

These ads were created before the era of the drunken creative Mad Men. These ad men were just plain drunk.

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1.

Hmm.A whiskey named Kinsey, and a rumpus room shot?Yeah, I'm not touching that one with anything long and hard.
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Hmm.

A whiskey named Kinsey, and a rumpus room shot?

Yeah, I'm not touching that one with anything long and hard.

2.

The clean taste that 8 year-olds go for.
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The clean taste that 8 year-olds go for.

3.

"What's the outlook, beaver?"
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"What's the outlook, beaver?"

4.

Summation of copy:Some guy gave this snowman a whiskey and soda, and then he froze in place, so he can't drink it. "But you who are not a snowman are not in the fix I am in..."
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Summation of copy:

Some guy gave this snowman a whiskey and soda, and then he froze in place, so he can't drink it. "But you who are not a snowman are not in the fix I am in..."

5.

18th century pelican with red marker writing on his bill brings whiskey to golf clubhouse locker room.
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18th century pelican with red marker writing on his bill brings whiskey to golf clubhouse locker room.

6.

Swallows in wading boots fishing and singing.
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Swallows in wading boots fishing and singing.

7.

Drunk hen?UPDATE: Drunk Turkey!
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Drunk hen?

UPDATE: Drunk Turkey!

8.

"C'mere dark shadow gun man, have a drink with me."
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"C'mere dark shadow gun man, have a drink with me."

9.

Thinks he's in his car being driven home.I see a ditch in his immediate future.
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Thinks he's in his car being driven home.

I see a ditch in his immediate future.

10.

The only thing scarier than a clown is a shitfaced clown.
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The only thing scarier than a clown is a shitfaced clown.

11.

"I CAN'T FEEL MY BODEEEEE!!!!!
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"I CAN'T FEEL MY BODEEEEE!!!!!

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