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These ads were created before the era of the drunken creative Mad Men. These ad men were just plain drunk.
Hmm.
A whiskey named Kinsey, and a rumpus room shot?
Yeah, I'm not touching that one with anything long and hard.
The clean taste that 8 year-olds go for.
"What's the outlook, beaver?"
Summation of copy:
Some guy gave this snowman a whiskey and soda, and then he froze in place, so he can't drink it. "But you who are not a snowman are not in the fix I am in..."
18th century pelican with red marker writing on his bill brings whiskey to golf clubhouse locker room.
Swallows in wading boots fishing and singing.
Drunk hen?
UPDATE: Drunk Turkey!
"C'mere dark shadow gun man, have a drink with me."
Thinks he's in his car being driven home.
I see a ditch in his immediate future.
The only thing scarier than a clown is a shitfaced clown.
"I CAN'T FEEL MY BODEEEEE!!!!!
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