Titled: “Enjoyment For Three”
I believe I am breaking several laws by posting this photo.
Title: “Angry old man only wearing cut off jean shorts”
He’s not that old, or angry. He is creepy as all get out, though.
Shutterstock notes: “This image would be suitable for Mothers Day concepts.”
YEAH, IN Virtual HELL.
Via Getty Images:
Title: “Man holding vacuum hose to pants crotch, low section”
Title: “Desperate woman sniffing cocaine.”
And, “eating breakfast.” You forgot that part, Thinkstock.
“Furious Mature Adult.”
He is none of those three things.
“Pretty young Asian woman in underwear and rubber boots holding typewriter.”
FINALLY, an accurate description.
Title: “Woman with decoration of Cancer.”
Those are not crabs.
Title: “Terrible Man”
…with bright white teeth who is not a vampire.
Just in time for Easter…
- Four people were arrested after Trump supporters and protesters clashed during a "Make America Great Again" rally in California.
- One person has been killed and at least 14 injured after a Cincinnati nightclub shooting early Sunday. Police are looking for one suspect.
- The deadly Westminster attack that left four people dead Wednesday began and ended within 82 seconds, police said Saturday.
- Heads up, Harry Potter fans. You can now get Butterbeer ice cream at your grocery store 🍦✨