Titled: “Enjoyment For Three”
I believe I am breaking several laws by posting this photo.
Title: “Angry old man only wearing cut off jean shorts”
He’s not that old, or angry. He is creepy as all get out, though.
Shutterstock notes: “This image would be suitable for Mothers Day concepts.”
YEAH, IN Virtual HELL.
Via Getty Images:
Title: “Man holding vacuum hose to pants crotch, low section”
Title: “Desperate woman sniffing cocaine.”
And, “eating breakfast.” You forgot that part, Thinkstock.
“Furious Mature Adult.”
He is none of those three things.
“Pretty young Asian woman in underwear and rubber boots holding typewriter.”
FINALLY, an accurate description.
Title: “Woman with decoration of Cancer.”
Those are not crabs.
Title: “Terrible Man”
…with bright white teeth who is not a vampire.
Just in time for Easter…
- The Trump administration deleted a State Department post promoting Trump's Mar-a-lago club after it drew a wave of criticism online.
- A popular app changed the name of a filter after people complained it whitewashes them. The filter still lightens your skin though 🤔
- The same Russian hackers who interfered in the 2016 US presidential election are now are active in German and French politics 💻
- Thanks to Paul Ryan, Papa Roach's teen-angst smash "Last Resort" has become the internet's unofficial anthem for the owned 😬🎤