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10 More Unexpected Phallic Images

Penile visions, implanted everywhere.

1. Guy bought a corn dog. Go ahead, deny what it looks like.

2. "Dickers"

3. Via Denmark, it's a statue honoring Hans Christian Andersen's The Darning Needle.

4. Chocolate covered banana. This seems staged, but still....

5. Quote from redditor: "My husband says I'm "being immature" but I found this while gardening and couldn't resist."

6. The immature alternative to "WASH ME"

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8. Yeah, I'm no longer thirsty, no thanks.

9. Yep, that's where they put Winnie's blow-up inflator.

10. Statue called: "One Riot, One Ranger" at Love Field in Dallas. Very awkward hand placement.

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