10 More Of The Best/Worst Local Business Taglines

Words are funny. Graded A to F.

1.

Nice!
Grade: A-

2.

Hee Haw!
Grade C-

3.

Ugh. Shitty borrowed interest, crappy pun.
Grade D-

4.

Shatto Milk of Osborn, Missouri.
*s l o w c l a p*
Grade: A-

5.

Well, at least they’re not over-promising.
O for creativity, 1,000 for honesty.
Grade: C

6.

Every time a business owner makes an awful pun
a copywriter buys another ironic t-shirt.
Grade: C-

7.

A small coffee shop in Chamonix, France.
Nice. Maybe a Twin peaks homage?
Grade: B+

8.

Pedestrian, and expected. Also, patently untrue.
Grade: D

9.

Straight and to the point. And, it has a good rhythm to it when you say it.
Grade: B

10.

And, here’s the clear winner.
Grade: A

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Here’s 12 previous good/bad local business slogans.

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