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    Posted on Mar 15, 2013

    10 More Of The Best/Worst Local Business Taglines

    Words are funny. Graded A to F.

    1.

    Nice!

    Grade: A-

    2.

    Hee Haw!

    Grade C-

    3.

    Ugh. Shitty borrowed interest, crappy pun.

    Grade D-

    4.

    Shatto Milk of Osborn, Missouri.

    *s l o w c l a p*

    Grade: A-

    5.

    Via spokesman.com

    Well, at least they're not over-promising.

    O for creativity, 1,000 for honesty.

    Grade: C

    6.

    Every time a business owner makes an awful pun

    a copywriter buys another ironic t-shirt.

    Grade: C-

    7.

    Via smashingmagazine.com

    A small coffee shop in Chamonix, France.

    Nice. Maybe a Twin peaks homage?

    Grade: B+

    8.

    Pedestrian, and expected. Also, patently untrue.

    Grade: D

    9.

    Via lookingforgoodinlagos.blogspot.com

    Straight and to the point. And, it has a good rhythm to it when you say it.

    Grade: B

    10.

    And, here's the clear winner.

    Grade: A

    Images via reddit, unless otherwise indicated.

    Here's 12 previous good/bad local business slogans.

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