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Here's 12 previous good/bad local business slogans.
Words are funny. Graded A to F.
Nice!
Grade: A-
Hee Haw!
Grade C-
Ugh. Shitty borrowed interest, crappy pun.
Grade D-
Shatto Milk of Osborn, Missouri.
*s l o w c l a p*
Grade: A-
Well, at least they're not over-promising.
O for creativity, 1,000 for honesty.
Grade: C
Every time a business owner makes an awful pun
a copywriter buys another ironic t-shirt.
Grade: C-
A small coffee shop in Chamonix, France.
Nice. Maybe a Twin peaks homage?
Grade: B+
Pedestrian, and expected. Also, patently untrue.
Grade: D
Straight and to the point. And, it has a good rhythm to it when you say it.
Grade: B
And, here's the clear winner.
Grade: A
Images via reddit, unless otherwise indicated.
Here's 12 previous good/bad local business slogans.
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