1.
Nice!
Grade: A-
2.
Hee Haw!
Grade C-
3.
Ugh. Shitty borrowed interest, crappy pun.
Grade D-
4.
Shatto Milk of Osborn, Missouri.
*s l o w c l a p*
Grade: A-
5.
Via spokesman.com
Well, at least they're not over-promising.
O for creativity, 1,000 for honesty.
Grade: C
6.
Every time a business owner makes an awful pun
a copywriter buys another ironic t-shirt.
Grade: C-
7.
Via smashingmagazine.com
A small coffee shop in Chamonix, France.
Nice. Maybe a Twin peaks homage?
Grade: B+
8.
Pedestrian, and expected. Also, patently untrue.
Grade: D
9.
Via lookingforgoodinlagos.blogspot.com
Straight and to the point. And, it has a good rhythm to it when you say it.
Grade: B
10.
And, here's the clear winner.
Grade: A
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