10 More Of The Best/Worst Local Business Taglines

Nice!

Grade: A-

Hee Haw!

Grade C-

Ugh. Shitty borrowed interest, crappy pun.

Grade D-

Shatto Milk of Osborn, Missouri.

*s l o w c l a p*

Grade: A-

Well, at least they're not over-promising.

O for creativity, 1,000 for honesty.

Grade: C

Every time a business owner makes an awful pun

a copywriter buys another ironic t-shirt.

Grade: C-

A small coffee shop in Chamonix, France.

Nice. Maybe a Twin peaks homage?

Grade: B+

Pedestrian, and expected. Also, patently untrue.

Grade: D

Straight and to the point. And, it has a good rhythm to it when you say it.

Grade: B

And, here's the clear winner.

Grade: A