10 More Of The Best/Worst Local Business Taglines

Words are funny.

1.

Nice!
Grade: A-

ID: 986114

2.

Hee Haw!
Grade C-

ID: 986130

3.

Ugh. Shitty borrowed interest, crappy pun.
Grade D-

ID: 986116

4.

Shatto Milk of Osborn, Missouri.
*s l o w c l a p*
Grade: A-

ID: 986121

5.

Via spokesman.com

Well, at least they’re not over-promising.
O for creativity, 1,000 for honesty.
Grade: C

ID: 986164

6.

Every time a business owner makes an awful pun
a copywriter buys another ironic t-shirt.
Grade: C-

ID: 986124

7.

Via smashingmagazine.com

A small coffee shop in Chamonix, France.
Nice. Maybe a Twin peaks homage?
Grade: B+

ID: 986168

8.

Pedestrian, and expected. Also, patently untrue.
Grade: D

ID: 986170

9.

Via lookingforgoodinlagos.blogspot.com

Straight and to the point. And, it has a good rhythm to it when you say it.
Grade: B

ID: 986161

10.

And, here’s the clear winner.
Grade: A

ID: 986132

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Here’s 12 previous good/bad local business slogans.

ID: 986172