1. “This Was My Prison Outfit on ‘Date Night’.”
2. “I’m late, I’m late, I’m late for my court date.”
3. Carrots Go Perfectly With Roast Baby
4. “I Know Where Two More Eggs Are, Girls.”
5. Nice Socks
7. “Yes, My Bonnet Of Pain Fits Your Head Perfectly.”
8. “OK, time to go kidnapping.”
9. “They Just Let Me Out Of The Asylum, Little Boy.”
10. “That’s Not My Carrot, kid.”
All of these images are via the talented Mitch O’Connell.
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