1. Moore Business Forms
3. Heinz (read the copy)
5. Rid Jid
8. Serax (a big anxiety drug in the 1960s)
9. Fairbanks-Morse lawnmowers
11. There's an endless archive of these horrible ads:
Here's 10 more, including ads by Goodyear, English Leather, and Palmolive.
And here's 10 previous ones, including ads via Midol, Listerine, and VW.