1. Don't steal someone else's identity. No matter how much they look like you.
2. Don't ever sneak up on a soccer mom right after she cut up some oranges.
3. Don't be a dick.
4. Hot Glue Guns are a valuable torture device.
5. Wearing a smock, and nothing else, brings out inner creativity.
6. Exercise your Second Amendment right.
7. Make sure your hair is always on point.
8. Never wear a scarf while using the garbage disposal.
9. Do steal a couple bottles of wine for you and your crush.
10. It's OK to say "eff it" every once in awhile.
11. Always look good when throwing shade.
12. Sharing is caring.
13. It's OK to talk to yourself.
14. Dress your best if you're ever involved with an evil Scientist.
15. Don't ever break the first rule of Clone Club.
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