Meet The Hipster Demi-God Who Plays For The Greek World Cup Team

You're suddenly going to care about soccer after reading this.

Meet Panagiotis Kone, #8 in the Greek team.

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He looks part hipster barista from Brooklyn, part greek demi-god.

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He probably rides a fixie, because he's a badass like that.

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Everyone kinda wants a piece of him.

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I mean, like really, who wouldn't?

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He's got by far the best tattooed sleeves in the field.

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I'd buy him a gyro and ask what's up.

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JUST. LOOK. AT. HIS. FACE.

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Oh don't be sad Kone, it was a solid effort.

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