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Posted on Nov 20, 2014

How Gross Are You And Your Significant Other?

Peeing with the door open: totally fine, or the worst thing in the world?

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  1. 1. Is it cool if your S.O. farts in front of you?

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1. Is it cool if your S.O. farts in front of you?
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    Only if it's an accident.
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    Only if it's in a funny context.
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    Whenever they feel like it.
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    Literally NEVER.
  1. 2. When do you cuddle?

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2. When do you cuddle?
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    When you're in a serious relationship.
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    During casual hookups.
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    Cuddling = slow death. Never do it.
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    Uhm, always?
  1. 3. Is peeing with the door open...

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3. Is peeing with the door open...
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    OK.
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    NOT OK.
  1. 4. What about pooping with the door open?

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4. What about pooping with the door open?
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    Yeah, sure, why not?
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    No.
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    ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
  1. 5. How do you sleep?

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5. How do you sleep?
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    Butt naked, duh.
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    Undies only.
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    Undies and a tee.
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    Fully clothed, socks included.
  1. 6. Do you kiss first thing in the morning?

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6. Do you kiss first thing in the morning?
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    NEVER!
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    Only after brushing your teeth.
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    Uhm, yeah.
  1. 7. Bathing after sex...

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7. Bathing after sex...
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    You do it immediately after.
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    Only if things get really dirrrrty ;) ;)
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    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  1. 8. Are pet names...

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8. Are pet names...
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    Cute.
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    Gross.
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    Pathetic.
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    What's the question, cuddle cake?
  1. 9. What if your S.O. picks their nose?

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9. What if your S.O. picks their nose?
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    Gross if they do it.
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    Funny if you do it for them.
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    Gross, disgusting, make it stop, no.
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    Don't we all do it?
  1. 10. Do you care if you haven't shaved pre-sex?

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10. Do you care if you haven't shaved pre-sex?
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    Nope.
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    That is never an option, I'm always hairless.
  1. 11. If you partner hasn't shaved, do you care?

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11. If you partner hasn't shaved, do you care?
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    Nope.
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    Eww, gross.
  1. 12. You see something in your S.O's ear. Do you...

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12. You see something in your S.O's ear. Do you...
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    Pick it.
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    Yell and run around in circles.
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    Clean it with a cotton swab.
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    Ask them to deal with it.
  1. 13. What about your S.O.'s zits?

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13. What about your S.O.'s zits?
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    What about them?
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    I've got enough problems with my skin, not touching theirs.
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    LOOOOVE to pop 'em.
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    *Barf*
  1. 14. Are you cool with your S.O. burping in front of you?

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14. Are you cool with your S.O. burping in front of you?
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    If they are sick, yes.
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    No.
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    It's enough to break up with them right then and there.
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    Totally cool.
  1. 15. You don't have a toothbrush handy, do you...

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15. You don't have a toothbrush handy, do you...
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    Use your S.O's, like, we have the same mouth germs by now.
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    Use my finger to "clean" my teeth.
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    Rather go to bed with my mouth dirty than come anywhere near their brush.

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