I am a certified Disney Freak. (I’m leaving for WDW in a week actually.)I know we Disney fans are the most loyal fans everywhere but, Um…guys…This article was written “tongue in cheek”. Lighten up! If nothing else, maybe some people who were undecided whether to go, read this and changed their plans..(Maybe to that OTHER place in Orlando) Which of course means MORE fast passes, and less “clueless tourists” standing in the middle of the street looking at maps for US!