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21 Moments That Prove Cole Sprouse Was The Hero We Needed In 2017

"I'm just out here trying to make sure Dylan and I never lose our joint Wikipedia page."

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1. When he described his perfect date:

It's not a good date unless it ends with you slowly walking off into the ocean like Godzilla.

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4. When he just wanted to make sure he and Dylan were never split up:

I'm just out here trying to make sure Dylan and I never lose our joint Wikipedia page.

6. When he planned ahead:

Attention all media outlets: if I ever get arrested for anything please use this as the tabloid photo-

7. When he knew more about the world of Harry Potter than literally anyone else:

The very idea that you're over there fighting about what hogwarts house you are makes you a hufflepuff. End of story.

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8. When he understood the importance of dental hygiene:

Instagram: @kjapa

9. When he figured out the true meaning behind superhero capes:

Not all heroes wear capes...just the fucken sexy ones

10. When his photography work landed on the cover of L'uomo:

Kevin Winter / Getty Images, Cole Sprouse / L'uomo Vogue

He took that picture! He's worked with celebrities like Sam Smith, Sophie Turner, and Kendall Jenner! #swoon

11. When he said what we were all thinking:

I'll be the first to say it: Elephants can't paint for shit. Composition, color, everything about it sucks.

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13. When he just wanted a friend to play with:

Looking for someone to play hide and seek with me and my feelings.

14. When he questioned his diet:

They say you are what you eat, but I don't remember eating a jaded, anxious human being.

15. When he connected with animals in a very unique way:

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16. When he was basically the only guy in 2017 to get it:

"Where's my hug?" he whimpered, further cementing his position on her no hug list.

17. When he gave men everywhere the advice they needed:

~If your mustache looks like pubes~ ~shave it off my dudes~

And also gave us the poetry we didn't even know we wanted.

18. When he did some self-reflecting:

19. When he had absolutely zero regrets:

Do you ever stay up tormented by something you said a long time ago? Lol yeah me neither I was just asking… https://t.co/RYRzLyutkL