1. This attack on soup, condiments, and all things tomato:
2. This bean popsicle that no truly righteous being would have ever dared create:
3. This homemade "trail mix" minus the fruit, the nuts, the chocolate, and the dignity:
4. This tooth decay sandwich:
5. These microwaved apples posing poorly as baked apples:
6. This abhorrent alternative to a marshmallow treat using Flamin' Hot Cheetos:
7. This Inception-inspired cheeseburger-stuffed cheeseburger that begs the question, "But why?"
8. This extra creamy coffee:
9. This untoasted slice of white bread trying (and failing) to pass as a hot dog bun:
10. This cold, wet, pescatarian "hot dog" with cheeseballs for some reason:
11. This example of taking a good thing too far:
12. This nauseating attempt at fish and chips:
13. This downright inappropriate use of both Kool-Aid and chicken wings:
14. This bacon, egg, and cheese that must've been forged from the fires of hell itself because WHY POP-TARTS?!
15. These defiled eggs, poached inside of a plastic glove:
16. These Halloween candy pancakes that somehow ruin both Halloween candy and pancakes:
17. This Mountain Dew margarita with a Dorito-crumb rim:
18. This edible soup bowl of pepperonis:
19. This sickening slice of fruit pizza with kiwi, pineapple, apple, mango, banana, and mushrooms:
20. This pickle snow cone that gives new meaning to the phrase, "DON'T EAT THE YELLOW SNOW!"
21. This homemade ranch dressing calzone whose creator deserves to be prosecuted in a court of law:
22. And finally, this nightmarish attempt at getting some extra protein in with breakfast:
