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    The Definitive Ranking Of Every U.S. President By Order Of Sexiness

    The ballots are in.

    43. Martin Van Buren

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    The least sexy sideburns. The least sexy President. No thank you.

    42. John Quincy Adams

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    More awful sideburns PLUS A RATTAIL? Gross.

    41. William Howard Taft

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    There isn't a lot that is sexy about getting stuck in a bathtub. In fact, nothing is sexy about getting stuck in a bathtub.

    40. James Buchanan

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    Sadly his sexy name does not apply to his looks. He’s an old man with baby face. And that ain’t attractive.

    39. Chester A. Arthur

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    His failings as a president were not limited only to his reformation attempts, but also his facial hair.

    38. Herbert Hoover

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    He crashed the Stock Market to its lowest point in history, and yet his sex appeal was always lower.

    37. Grover Cleveland

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    Grover Cleveland is like the gross ex-boyfriend you just can't stay away from...

    36. Bill Clinton

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    "I would not have sexual relations with this president."

    35. Gerald Ford

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    He looks like your friends dad. Your friends really unattractive dad.

    34. Millard Fillmore

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    I would not want him to fill me. Sexually speaking, of course.

    33. Zachary Taylor

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    Dull President with even duller looks.

    32. Dwight D. Eisenhower

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    "I like Ike... Just not the way he looks."

    31. Calvin Coolidge

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    Pretty sure his slogan was, "Keep cool with Coolidge, the man who looks like a Gringotts Goblin."

    30. George W. Bush

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    Most people would agree he is not a sexy President. Unless you ask Florida, which can't make up its mind.

    29. William McKinley

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    He promoted American industry by raising tariffs, but that did not raise our opinion of his looks.

    28. John Tyler

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    He fathered more children than any other President in U.S. history, and we really can't figure out why.

    27. William Henry Harrison

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    He may not last long... But you just tell your friends it was a good time anyway.

    26. George H. W. Bush

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    The H. actually stands for, "Hey! You're pretty good looking!"

    25. John Adams

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    He spent a lot of time in France which means he's sure to know the meaning of Ménage à trois.

    24. James Madison

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    He wrote the Bill of Rights, so he is the right man for you.

    23. Woodrow Wilson

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    "He Kept Us Out of War!" ... So we could spend more time in bed.

    22. Jimmy Carter

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    Good news! Carter is still kickin' it at age 90. Which means we all still have a chance.

    21. James Monroe

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    The definition of a Colonial DILF.

    20. Warren G. Harding

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    With a jawline like that, you best believe people were hard for Harding.

    19. Thomas Jefferson

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    This man had it going on! Maybe not by todays standards, but he definitely had it going on in a revolutionary kind of way.

    18. Franklin D. Roosevelt

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    He made those wheels look good.

    17. James A. Garfield

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    He was not a frontrunner for the Oval Office at first, but his good looks won him the ticket.

    16. Rutherford B. Hayes

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    No one would behave around B. Hayes.

    15. Richard M. Nixon

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    It should be illegal to be this good looking. But when the President does it, that means it's not illegal.

    14. George Washington

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    You just never forget your first...

    13. Andrew Johnson

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    Men in Black 4 revolves around Tommy Lee Jones going back in time to be a U.S. President.

    12. James K. Polk

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    We wouldn't mind giving James a poke, if ya' know what I mean.

    11. Lyndon B. Johnson

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    Civil Rights are sexy. And so is that stare.

    10. Harry Truman

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    He also looks like your friends dad. But the really sexy one.

    9. Andrew Jackson

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    Sure, he may have been a complete genocidal maniac. But the man had good hair.

    8. Abraham Lincoln

    Via history.com

    This man was so sexy they carved his face into a goddamn mountain!

    7. Theodore Roosevelt

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    We all want to see how big a stick he was carrying... wink wink.

    6. Benjamin Harrison

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    Before there was the ad campaign, Benjamin Harrison was the Most Interesting Man in the World.

    5. Franklin Pierce

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    Many may not know his name, but his sexy portrait will PIERCE your heart.

    4. Ronald Reagan

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    The man was a movie star for a reason. Mmmmmmm that smolder.

    3. Barack Obama

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    Bring about as much Change as you want, Barack. Just as long as your looks stay this sexy forever.

    2. John F. Kennedy

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    Marilyn Monroe knew what was up.

    1. Ulysses S. Grant

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    Not only did he win the Civil War, but he won our hearts. Those eyes just scream, "Hey, babe. You're my one and only... You, and America."

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