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Which Toe Are You?

I've always wanted to be a piggy.

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  1. pick a finger

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    Middle
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    Thumb
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    Pinky
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    Ring
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    Pointer
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    Italy
  2. pick a song lyric

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    "Start"
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    "A"
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    "Motha"
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    "Fuckin"
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    "Riot"
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    "You don't have to be afraid to put your dreams in action"
  3. would you rather

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    Suck a republicans uncut, dirty dick
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    Clean out Rachel Jacoves's band locker
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    Listen to Rosa yell "zero set" every second of your life
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    Learn Italian with Romano but every time you say something in English, he empties his spit valve into your mouth
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    Band
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    Get fingered anally by a lifesized hornet/spider hybrid
  4. if you had to bathe in one condiment, what would it be?

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    Sweet Sweet Relish
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    Ketchup
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    Nyhia's Squirt
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    Christine Mayonnaise
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    Sweet and Spicy Chipotle Sauce
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    Chris Christie
  5. pick one

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  6. meme?

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    meme
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    meme
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    meme
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    meme
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    Malachi before the haircut
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    meme
  7. pick a chair

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  8. what's your best personality trait?

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    Funny
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    Good listener
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    Ambitious
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    Generous
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    Chair
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    Focused
  9. why do your parents hate you?

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    I'm ugly
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    I'm annoying
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    I'm a dickhead
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    I'm white
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    I exist
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    I smell bad
  10. pick a bodily secretion

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    Sperm
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    Discharge
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    Earwax
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    Dandruff
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    P00P
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    Belly-button lint
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