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Which Toe Are You?

I've always wanted to be a piggy.

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  1. pick a finger

    Middle
    Middle
    Thumb
    Thumb
    Pinky
    Pinky
    Ring
    Ring
    Pointer
    Pointer
    Italy
    Italy
  2. pick a song lyric

    "Start"
    "A"
    "Motha"
    "Fuckin"
    "Riot"
    "You don't have to be afraid to put your dreams in action"
  3. would you rather

    Suck a republicans uncut, dirty dick
    Clean out Rachel Jacoves's band locker
    Listen to Rosa yell "zero set" every second of your life
    Learn Italian with Romano but every time you say something in English, he empties his spit valve into your mouth
    Band
    Get fingered anally by a lifesized hornet/spider hybrid
  4. if you had to bathe in one condiment, what would it be?

    Sweet Sweet Relish
    Ketchup
    Nyhia's Squirt
    Christine Mayonnaise
    Sweet and Spicy Chipotle Sauce
    Chris Christie
  5. pick one

  6. meme?

    meme
    meme
    meme
    meme
    Malachi before the haircut
    meme
  7. pick a chair

  8. what's your best personality trait?

    Funny
    Good listener
    Ambitious
    Generous
    Chair
    Focused
  9. why do your parents hate you?

    I'm ugly
    I'm annoying
    I'm a dickhead
    I'm white
    I exist
    I smell bad
  10. pick a bodily secretion

    Sperm
    Discharge
    Earwax
    Dandruff
    P00P
    Belly-button lint

Which Toe Are You?

You got: Thumb/Big Toe

Hey big daddy ;)))))) you're the big guy, which means what you say goes. No one minds suckin a toe when you're involved. You give the people around you balance, and with help from your neighbor (the rogue one) you can pick things up so you don't have to bend over. Although, I wouldn't mind that ;)) stay a fatty, daddy.

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You got: Pinky Toe

You know what they, short bitch but my dick tall. I'd bang you on any thing, and on any occasion. A cardboard box, and car, a spoon, a cabinet, a squirrel, you name it. You're the sexiest toe, but don't tell daddy the fatty ;) got no protection? get no affection.

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You got: Middle Toe

You've got to change your evil ways, baby Before I stop lovin' you You've got to change, baby And every word that I say is true You got me runnin' and hidin' all over town You got me sneakin' and a-peepin' and runnin' you down This can't go on, Lord knows you got to change, baby

Middle Toe
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You got: The Rogue Long One

You're weird as fuck. I'd drill some pork fried rice into your chakras any day, if you know what I'm saying ;))))) you get pushed around by all the other toes, but at the end of the day, you always come out on top. Probably because you're like five inches longer than your supposed to be. Ain't nothing wrong with being long though ;))))

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You got: The Irrelevant One That Sits Between the Pinky and the Middle toes

Your existence has no purpose. You're the country music of toes. Or the white person of the foot. Or kind of like the Nyhia of... well everything. You're like connor and his fucking diet. #overit

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You got: The Big Booty Toe

Your dumb ass. You have no common sense. You need a to(e)n, but you ain't got any. You get the least dick of all the toes, probably because you're number six and most people only have five on one foot. But common sense, right? At least your ass fat. Squirt squirt.

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