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"I Can't Take This Anymore": A Breakup Letter To Broadband Providers

There comes a point in any relationship where you have to say NO MORE. Try COMPETIFY and let the FCC know that you demand a fair broadband economy.

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But look, I’m feeling trapped. Just like 75% of Americans, if I want to have a relationship with the internet, I am forced to go out with you. That’s not intimacy — that’s entrapment.

Look, it’s not me. It’s you. It’s not enough to be all toxic with my emotions — my BFFs in rural areas have been abandoned. You have no incentive whatsoever to have a relationship with them, so they get nothing. Whyyyyyyy???!

And I know you can give me better speeds, prices, and access, but you just don’t want to. You have so much of the internet’s love to share, but you’re being selfish and greedy! And you ignore my NEEDS!!!

I am a social being, and you’re stifling my spirit. Your abusive business practices don’t just hurt my personal computing, they also mess up my text messaging, internet TV, and ATMs, and you just kill the vibe for all of my favorite local businesses.

But wait, there’s hope! The FCC can help us, and the other 75% of consumers and businesses like me, find a way back from this dysfunctional relationship and set our broadband economy free. Please stop the suffering and tell the FCC to try COMPETIFY today!

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