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"Am I more of a Taq Polymerase or a Keratin?" No longer will that burning question plague your subconscious. Unleash your inner biology major you nerd.

What's Your Spirit Biological Macromolecule?

What's your go-to emoji?

Choose an animated movie

Pick a Will Ferrell

What's your aesthetic?

Pick a carb

Which dog would you take home?

You are that person everyone wants to be. You're efficiency is the envy of all the other DNA Polymerases (those beches). And not only do you finish faster than anyone else, you make less mistakes so go you!

Taq DNA Polymerase

Let's be real, you're kind of a weirdo. But hey, you're a REALLY stable weirdo. So stable that you cause problems for all the other proteins out there. They see how happy you are and turn into weirdos themselves. So keep on keeping on you weirdo, just stay away from me - I don't wanna be like you.

Prion

You wrecking ball you. You can't help but cause problems almost everywhere you go because you just looooveee drama and gossip. But hot damn, are you an attractive bech. Proteins can't help but stop in their tracks whenever they pass you by. Stay beautiful.

Thrombin

Well aren't you just the friendliest protein of them all? You have so many friends that you just bring all of the disparate groups of proteins together. You're the heart of the group - without you they'd all fall apart... They just don't know it.

Integrin

You're the first protein to get the iPhone 16S, first protein to try that new New American/Chinese/Indian/Irish/Texan Fusion restaurant. You know why? Because you're a trailblazer. Without you, all the other proteins wouldn't know where to go. Keep trying new things - we're all counting on you.

Vascular Endothelial Growth Factor

Before you were conceived, your pediatrician diagnosed you with ADHD - that's how hype you always are. Proteins always think you just shotgunned a 32oz Red Bull but that's just your natural self. Stay hype you ball of energy.

Insulin

You're a problem solver and quick on your feet. When one approach doesn't work, you scrap it, mix things up (maybe go to Taco Bell), and try a different approach. Eventually, you'll get to the solution but you might kill yourself trying.

Immunoglobin

Without you, almost nothing else works. Nobody really looks to you for leadership, but you know that they all secretly depend on your work. Sometimes you like to mix things up by taking a break, but that always ends in disaster so you just keep working 24/7/4/12

ATP Synthase

You don't really belong in any of these categories - a real "extracellular" protein. But without you, everyone would be running into each other and fighting each other all the time. Nobody wants that.

What's Your Spirit Biological Macromolecule?

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