1. Mr. January
The classiest chest hair you’re ever gonna see.
2. Mr. February
Do your girlfriend a solid and get this calendar for her for Valentine’s Day.
3. Mr. March
It’s like that old saying goes, “The chest hair of the Irish.” Or is that the luck of the Irish? One of those. Whichever.
4. Mr. April
Chest hair is good for the environment.
5. Mr. May
April showers bring May chest hairs.
6. Mr. June
Chest hair on the beach.
7. Mr. July
All American chest hair.
8. Mr. August
Dogs have chest hair, too, man.
9. Mr. September
School is where you learn how to display your chest hair.
10. Mr. October
Sexy ghost chest hair.
11. Mr. November
This year, give thanks for chest hair.
12. Mr. December
Sexy Santa Rabbi chest hair.
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