The Telltale Signs You Might Be A Total Douche

Are you a douche? If you’re guilty of more than 3 items on this list, the answer is yes. Catch up with the ultimate douche, “Bobby Bottleservice” and other hilarious characters on Comedy Central’s all new Kroll Show, Tuesdays at 10:30/9:30c.

1. Your evening’s plans usually include the phrase "bottles and models".

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2. You’ve perfected the art of the double popped collar.

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3. You post last night’s receipts on Instagram.

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4. You swear the ladies love your sexy pout.

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5. You were legitimtely bummed when LMFAO broke up.

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6. You wear sunglasses at night, indoors, on the subway, everywhere, all the time.

7. You park like this.

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8. Your "bling" is worth more than your rent.

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9. Your go-to dance move is the fist pump.

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10. You show off how "swole" you are with super tight shirts.

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11. Your favorite designer is Ed Hardy.

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12. You’re only one visit away from filling up your frequent tanner’s card.

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Inspired by: Bobby Bottleservice aka Bobby B.

Catch up with the ultimate douche, “Bobby Bottleservice” on Comedy Central’s all new Kroll Show, premiering Tuesday, January 14 at 10:30/9:30C.

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