Things Not to be Thankful For
If only we could spend our actual Thanksgiving dinners going around the table saying what we're not thankful for this year.
Proof that journalism is dead. If we can't trust Al Roker, then who can we trust?!?!
Bush's Thanksgiving Trip
"When it comes to planning, do some."
Thanks for Nothing
Nothing says "festive" like mass turkey slaughter, obesity, and historical atrocities!
The most surprising thing in this clip is that the National Wild Turkey Federation is a real thing.
Produce Pete: Thanksgiving
"It might sound funny, but it tastes....alright."
Much Ado About Stuffing
In all fairness, those pandas are ridiculously adorable. Here are some more for your viewing pleasure.
Mess O'Potamia Thanksgiving
Ah, the good ol' days of the Bush Presidency. It seems like so long ago.